"6 Shots of Jagermeister" joke

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the
bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam:

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