"AN old bishop" joke

AN old bishop in the nation's capital was sick to death of the socials and the embassy parties, he was to attend every other day. At one of them, he entered wearily, and sank into the nearest chair. The hostess asked coyly, "A pot of tea, bishop?"
"No tea," roared the bishop.
"A cup of coffee, My Lord?"
"No coffee," growled the bishop.
An understanding lady, she whispered in his ears, "Shall I serve you Scotch and water?"
"No water," said the bishop brightening.

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