"A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this..." joke
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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axel sundling:damb you
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axel sundling:bitches
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Judd Moore :Come on Lets get it onn!! tonight!
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Judd Moore :I like men!!
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Judd Moore :chuck norris is so freakin stupid
Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 59% are positive. 5 comment(s).