"A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this..." joke
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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axel sundling:damb you
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axel sundling:bitches
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Judd Moore :Come on Lets get it onn!! tonight!
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Judd Moore :I like men!!
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Judd Moore :chuck norris is so freakin stupid
Funny Joke? 32 vote(s). 59% are positive. 5 comment(s).