"A Russian, a Frenchman and a Polak were lined up ..." joke
A Russian, a Frenchman and a Polak were lined up for a firing squad. Thinking fast, the Russian yelled "Flood!" The soldiers turned to look and the Russian escaped. Taking his cue, the Frenchman yelled, "Tornado!". Again the soldiers turned and the Frenchman escaped. Thinking he`s got the idea, the Polak yells "fire!"
The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match. Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied at two wins apiece. The remaining American wrestler is 5'10", 175lbs., and his Russian counterpart is 6'7", 300lbs and all more...
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
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A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.
The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness."
The Italian said "That sounds good, more...
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.
American: "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the more...