"A Scottish lad and lass" joke

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the
Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lass said, "A penny
for your thoughts." The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well,
I was thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss."
So she did so. But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long
enough for the lass to ask him, "What arre ye thinkin' now?" To which the
lad replied:
"Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!"

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