"A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender" joke

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says,' 'Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''
The bear replies,' 'If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there.''
The bartender says,' 'Go ahead.''
So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says,' 'Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.''
''What do mean,'' says the bear.' 'I'm not on drugs.''
''Yes, you are, that was the barbituate.''

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