"A blonde was down on her luck." joke

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree.' I've kidnapped you!', said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying,' I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10, 000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10, 000 with a note that said,' How could you do this to a fellow blonde?'

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