"A diamond is forever" joke

A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring. Looking behind the glass case, he comes across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its center.
“Excuse me sir, ” the gentleman says to the salesman. “How much is this ring? ”
“Ah, that's a beautiful piece, ” the salesman replies. “It goes for $10, 000. ”
“My God! ” the man exclaimed. “That's a lot of money! ”
“Yes, but a diamond is forever. ”
“Perhaps, ” the gentleman replied, “but my marriage won't last that long! ”

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