"A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt" joke

A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn, ” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me. ”
“Not to worry, ” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill. ”
So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties? ” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too. ”

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