"A flying saucer was low on fuel" joke
A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed near a local gas station. On its side were the letters "UFO". The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him. "Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked. "No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds. "It stands for' Unleaded Fuel Only'."
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
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