"A guy phones a law office and says:..." joke
A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer." The
receptionist replies "I'm sorry but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist
replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this
time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you
that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...
2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20, more...