"A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he`d found a..." joke

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he`d found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn`t move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!? " the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went ˜Pssst!` and it didn`t move."

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