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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out.' What's the matter?' she asked.' It's my birthday!' he hollered.' And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.. . ' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.' But that's lovely,' said the old lady.' Why are you crying?'' Because I'm lost!'

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