"A little kid's in school" joke

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet dear and go and comb your face.

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sharky:yo,thats funny
Funny Joke? 5 vote(s). 80% are positive. 1 comment(s).