"Werewolf" joke

Mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet dear and go and comb your face.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Q: What`s the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.

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A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

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