"A man wakes up early one morning " joke

A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "Youve got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, Ill do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. Im gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back."The man returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well whats it gonna be?"She says, "Theres no way Im going Bear hunting and youre not doing my ass so I guess its a blowjob."A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, "Jesus, you taste like shit.""Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didnt want to go Bear hunting either."

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