"A old snake goes to see his Doctor" joke

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes... cant see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Doc says, "Whats the problem... didnt the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Ive been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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