"Accident in Texas" joke

NEWS FLASH! - Texas's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two A and M University students, crashed into Rosewood cemetery earlier today.
Search and Rescue workers have recov! ered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and
are helping in the recovery efforts.