"Actual Business Signs" joke

At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."