"Ad in Newspaper" joke
There was a women, very pretty, but a had hard time meeting guys, who lived by herself. One day she was reading the newspaper when she came across a singles ad. That popped an idea into her head. She said to herself, "I can put one of these in here and find me the perfect man," so she did.
The ad said, "I'm a single woman searching for a man to spend the rest of my life with. A man who will not hit me, who will not walk out on me, and most importantly, must satisfy me in bed."
She put the ad in the paper and hoped for the best. One week later, she heard the doorbell ring; she opened the door. There sat a man in a wheelchair, with no arms or legs. She said, "May I help you?" The man said, "I'm here in response to the ad."
Surprised, she asked, "Do you have what I am looking for in a man?" and the man said, "Well, I have no hands, so I can't hit you; I have no feet, so I can't walk out on you."
She asked, "And the part where you have to satisfy me?"
He answered, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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