"Agnostic old guy with young girl" joke
The priest was in a confessional when he heard someone entering the other side. He slid back the screen, but the confessor was silent. The priest said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," said the penitent at last. "I'm a seventy-two year old man, and I'm dating a 21 year old with hige breasts!
"That is not a sin," the priest assured him.
"But I got her pregnant," said the old man.
"I see," said the priest. "This is serious. Are you a good Catholic?"
"Catholic? No, no. I'm agnostic," said the man
"So why are you telling me all this?" asked the flustered priest.
The agnostic said, "Well, I'm telling everyone. Wouldn't you?"
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