"An American at Oxford" joke
An American was visiting Oxford University for the first time, and stopped a passing Oxford don to ask a question.
"Excuse me," said the American, "can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at?
"You are probably unaware" sneered the don, "that you have just ended your sentence with a preposition. You may wish to rephrase your question."
The American began again: "Can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at, YOU JERK!"
- From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)
- "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)
- "Just under 10 seconds for Nigel more...