"An End To Whining" joke

A man phoned his boss "I need a day off today, something is wrong with my eyes". "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "Don't know, but I can't see myself coming into work today".

A man met his friend in a shopping centre. The friend had a look at his feet and asked, "Why are you wearing one red and one black sock"? The man paused for a moment then said, "I have married this stupid woman. She buys funny things. I have another pair like this more...

1) 3 wishes

Bob and Sam (both were 15) waiting for their school bus in the morning were chatting when Bob said "Last night i was in my bed when a ghost came into my room and told me i had 3 wishes." Sam in disbelief said what did you wish for." Then Bob more...