Whining Jokes

Men are always whining about how we women suffocate them.
Well, in my opinion, if you can still hear them whine, you're not holding the pillow hard enough!

1) 3 wishes

Bob and Sam (both were 15) waiting for their school bus in the morning were chatting when Bob said "Last night i was in my bed when a ghost came into my room and told me i had 3 wishes." Sam in disbelief said what did you wish for." Then Bob said " Last night i screwed your mom your girlfriend and your sister."
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2) one for the ladies

MEN ARE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT HOW WOMEN ARE SUFFOCATING THEM. PERSONALLY I THINK IF YOU CANE HEAR THE WHINING YOURE NOT PRESSING ON THE PILLOW HARD ENOUGH.