"An Office Affair" joke
Having a torrid affair, one afternoon a married man and his secretary were finding it difficult to contain their passion. They hurried over to her apartment where they spent the rest of the day making passionate love.
Eventually they both fell asleep and didn't awake until 9:00PM. Quickly getting dressed, he told her to take his shoes outside and rub them in the lawn. She thought this was a very strange request, but did as he said.
When he finally reached home, he was greeted at the door by his wife. Obviously upset, she asked him where he had been. "I can't tell a lie," he said. "My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we decided to leave work early, go to her place and spend the afternoon making passionate love. Afterwards, I feel asleep. That's why I'm late."
Taking notice of his shoes, his wife yelled, "You're a damn liar! I can tell those are grass stains on your shoes. You've been out playing golf again, haven't you!"
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