"An ape in the bar" joke

A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. “I just bought this fella as a pet, ” he explained. “We have no children, so he’s going to live with us, just like one of the family. He’ll eat at our table, even sleep in the bed with me and the wife. ” “But what about the smell? ” Someone asked. To which the ape replied “Oh, i’ll get used to it!!! ”