"Animals" joke

There was this cat that went to heaven. When he got up there God asked him was there anything he could do for him to make his stay more plesent. The cat replied that he wanted a nice soft coushon for him to lie on because he was tired from being chased by dogs. God gave him the coushon and the cat went off. A few hours later 3 mice came. God asked them the same thing he asked the cat. The mice asked for a pair of rollerblades each because they have been chased by women with brooms all their life. God gave the rollerblades and they went off. Later that day God went to the cat to see how things were going. The cat said great and those meals on wheels were spectauler.

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