Chased Jokes

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.

Two easter bunnies were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.
After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them? ”

Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!