Babe Jokes

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST
THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the
corner is a real babe."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the more...

A guy enters a bar and spots a hot-looking babe sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, "Hey there, how's it going?"
She turns around, looks him straight in the eye and says, "I'll screw anyone, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."
"Really," he replies. "What law firm do you work for?"

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me' raise my mast'?" "No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a' small craft' warning."