"Movie's of the 80's" joke

Guess the following movie quotes. All movies were released between the years 1980 and 1989. Comedies, dramas, action, etc. Some are quite simple, and others are more difficult.

There are 37 items, followed by the answers at the bottom, so you may wish to save reading this for a less hectic portion of your day.

1) Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

2) We're on a mission from God.

3) People on' ludes should not drive.

4) This house is clean.

5) Shall we play a game?

6) Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

7) Back off man, I'm a scientist.

8) That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

9) I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

10) Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.

11) Excuse me, Dick, I mean Rich, will milk be provided for us?

12) There are several quitessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.

13) You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

14) Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore.

15) I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel with you.

16) Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

17) Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP.

18) Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.

19) I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

20) I'm an excellent driver.

21) A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister.

22) Now if it was a collect call, that would have been daring.

23) I believe in long, slow, deep soft wet kisses that last three days.

24) Christmas is over, and business is business.

25) Men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.

26) Do it for Johnny!!

27) Here's Johnny!!

28) Phone Home.

29) I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

30) Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago - tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10.

31) What are you looking at? You've never seen a guy who slept with a fish before.

32) No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.

33) I wish I were big.

34) I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

35) I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years.

36) Someone once wrote' 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.'' that's what this place feels like. Hell.

37) Never call a broad more than once a week. Never, ever, ever!!!

**********************Answers***************************

1) Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? AIRPLANE

2) We're on a mission from God. THE BLUES BROTHERS

3) People on' ludes should not drive. FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH

4) This house is clean. POLTERGEIST

5) Shall we play a game? WAR GAMES

6) Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp. RISKY BUSINESS

7) Back off man, I'm a scientist. GHOSTBUSTERS

8) That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else. SIXTEEN CANDLES

9) I know a little German. He's sitting over there. TOP SECRET

10) Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo. FLETCH

11) Excuse me, Dick, I mean Rich, will milk be provided for us? BREAKFAST CLUB

12) There are several quitessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you. ST. ELMO'S FIRE

13) You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead. TOP GUN

14) Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore. STAND BY ME

15) I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel with you. DIRTY DANCING

16) Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF

17) Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP. GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

18) Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING

19) I'm the ghost with the most, babe. BEETLEJUICE

20) I'm an excellent driver. RAINMAN

21) A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister. DIE HARD

22) Now if it was a collect call, that would have been daring. DEAD POET'S SOCIETY

23) I believe in long, slow, deep soft wet kisses that last three days. BULL DURHAM

24) Christmas is over, and business is business. SCROOGED

25) Men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY

26) Do it for Johnny!! THE OUTSIDERS

27) Here's Johnny!! THE SHINING

28) Phone Home. ET

29) I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle. A CHRISTMAS STORY

30) Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago - tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10. BEVERLY HILLS COP

31) What are you looking at? You've never seen a guy who slept with a fish before. SPLASH

32) No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher. THE KARATE KID

33) I wish I were big. BIG

34) I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?

35) I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years. STEEL MAGNOLIAS

36) Someone once wrote' 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.'' That's what this place feels like. Hell. PLATOON

37) Never call a broad more than once a week. Never, ever, ever!!! ABOUT LAST NIGHT

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