"SONY BONO JOKES" joke

After big tragedies the net often swims with humor about the people and event involved. Some people think this is a healing process, others find it in bad taste.

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What do Cher and a 50 year old Redwood have in common?
They both got nailed by Sonny Bono. .

What's the difference between Al Gore and Sonny Bono?
One's a tree-hugging stiff...
and the other's a tree-hugging stiff.

That makes it...
TREES. ........ 2
Celebrites. ... 0

Death by snow:
Michael Kennedy,
Sonny Bono,
Chris Farley

What was the most surprising thing about the discovery of Sonny's body?
That he was recognized.

Why did Sonny die in a ski accident?
After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy.

Police reported it was a quick death.
Just like his solo career.

The Grim Reaper's Boss:
'I said,' the singer Ono,' not Bono!
Damn!, this is the second time you botched a job on her!'

What preceded Sonny Bono's senseless death?
Sonny Bono's senseless life.

What was the last thing that went through Sonny Bono's mind?
The 60s.

How was the body found?
Sonny side up.

What were they singing when they discovered the corpse?
'When Sonny gets blue...'

How do we know Sonny was a politician at heart?
At the very end, he was stumping.

How will the priest begin the eulogy?
'We are gathered together on this slalom occasion....'

We are all mortal. And in the end, Sonny was just ski and bones.

What does the island of Elba and the Heavenly Ski Lodge have in common?
Bonoparts

If Cher had been skiing and hit a tree, she would've probably
lived. It's an even fight, wood vs. plastic.

What did Michael Kennedy say when he met Sonny in the afterlife?
What are you doing in this neck of the woods?

A tree turns out to be Sonny's greatest hit.

Hoagy Carmichael:' Stardust.'
Sonny Bono:' Sawdust.'

What did Sonny say after he heard the news about Michael Kennedy?
'I hope it doesn't happen to me--knock on wood!'

A duet sung by Michael Kennedy & Sonny Bono....
'Pine Trees Hurt Babe!'

When his widow sues the ski area... will her lawyer be' Pro-Bono'?

Sonny didn't see a tree...
He thought it was Cher up ahead.

It seems that the conservative Republican Congressman from California
is, after all, a tree hugger!

How is Sonny like a' Most Wanted' poster?
The County Sheriff is the only one authorized to peel them off a tree!

What does Congress and U2 have in common?
Each is now missing one Bono.

Looks like Bono's music carreer has picked up again...
He's the newest member of the Dead Kennedys

Titles for the Sonny Bono Tribute Album...
I've Got Yew, Babe!

Sonny Bono Headlines...
Recent graduate of the Michael Kennedy ski school.
When last seen he was' pining' for another' sappy' hit.
Ski injuries this season: Several deaths...and at least one broken Bono.
Who will be next? Remember, skiing deaths come in' trees'

How was Sonny Bono's skiing skills?
Kind of wooden.

Did you hear Sonny Bono died while skiing?
He fell off the' Cher' lift!

Sung to the tune of' You've Got Me, Babe'...
They say that tree won't make a dent,
But now that branch has got me heaven sent.
You know what really pisses me,
I'm imitating Michael Kennedy,
Tree,
You got me tree,
You got me tree...

Sonny Bono had four wives. The were sequential marriages, not all at the
same time; he divorced the first three.
Why then was his funeral held in a Catholic Church?