"Animals have the darndest thoughts" joke

Dog "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
Goldfish "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Dog "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
Parrot "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
Dog "Human legs that just tease."
Cat "Why are these people in my house?"
Dog "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"
Goldfish "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"

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