Flakes Jokes

What do snow man eat for their breakfast?
Ans: Snow flakes!!

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write' Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper162. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. 163. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails. 164. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. 165. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A: The Blonde! 166. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. 167. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1. 168. Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Season"169. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd more...

What is someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes called? A cereal killer.

What’s the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger’s bottom!

This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
I bet you were mad.
Mad? I was foaming at the mouth!

What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!

What does “Minimum” mean?
A very small mother!

What is an archaeologist?
Someone who’s career is in ruins!

What is hail?
Hard boiled rain!

Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world!