"Anniversary Gift" joke
Banta wanted to get his beautiful wife, Preeto, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Preeto was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Preeto went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was Banta on the other end.
"Hi Preeto," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Preeto replied, "I just love it! It`s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there`s one thing I don`t understand though..."!
"What`s that, sweetie?" asked Banta.
"How did you know I was at Sukhna Lake?"
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