"Answering Machine Recording" joke
Answering Machine Recording: "You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press one. ..Now press the other one."
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
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