"Appliances of Old Age" joke

A woman who did volunteer work delivering lunches to elderly shut-ins would take her five-year-old daughter with her on her rounds. The little girl was always intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day, the woman found her young daughter staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. Bracing herself for the inevitable barrage of questions, the woman breathed a sigh of relief when her daughter merely turned to her and whispered:
"Wow, Mommy, the tooth fairy is never going to believe this!"

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