"Asian Chicks Test" joke
If an Asian girl was really Asian, she... be wearing platforms be wearing flares has one of those fake-ass voices on the phone carries a big-ass purse carries hella pictures of her homies in the purse knows everybody in town thinks she knows about cars, but really don't always be fiending for "pho" lies about her age when y'all first meet thinks she knows how to drive talks hella fast on your voice mail has a 800 or 888 number shares a 800 or 888 with her homies carries a pager for the time has money but is hella cheap when it comes to paying has taken studio pictures more than 7 times a month wears a(n) Nautica, Tommy, Polo, Nike, or Adidas jacket wears those fake-ass leather jackets is seen every week at the mall wear tight see-through shirts never goes anywhere without at least her homie or her cousin seems to be cousins with all the females in town drives hella crazy... cuz she can't reach the pedal all the way thinks she's fat... when she's like a little toothpick likes it when peeps tell her she's cute... cuz she conceited brings hundred lbs. of make-up in her purse carries a back-pack to the mall after school... like she's a school girl wants to get color contacts to look good is always talking about "Asian Pride" is always reppin her nationality knows cities as their area code rather than the name calls a city by? -town or? -side if she's a good girl... has strict ass parents if she's a bad girl... goes out every night used to be a thug/gangsta girl loves to karaoke with her homegirls can't sing when she's with her man can write hella nice writes "sorry so sloppy" on every letter dislikes Mariah Carey's racist ass dislikes Hilfiger's racist ass dislikes DiCaprio's gay ass dislikes Ma$e's retarded ass dislikes Russians' stank asses watches Days of our Lives watches guys play b-ball thinks she can play b-ball plays b-ball without shoes... cuz she only has platforms if her natural hair color is nothing but a faint memory in the past rather be single than go with a white-boy freaks at every dance booty shakes at every dance if she's a good girl... loves lil' kids if she's a bad girl... loves to hate lil' kids wants an Integra GS-R... cuz every girl does asks every guy she knows for a ride to everywhere calls everyone to get a ride pages everyone with "good night" when they go to sleep pages everyone with her number... just to say hi loves money... regardless who's it is
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