"Assignment" joke
A recent admittee to the bar accepted a job at a prestigious law firm in Los Angeles. Many law firms competed for the new attorney because of his top class ranking and because of his well-known wit and intellect as shown while he was editor of his school’s law review.
The new attorney packed his bags and boarded a flight to Los Angeles. As the attorney is stowing his carry on luggage in the overhead compartment, he notices a very attractive woman coming down the aisle towards him. The attorney takes his seat just as the woman stops, checks her seat assignment and sits down right next to him. The attorney is on cloud nine. Three hours sitting next to a goddess. It was sheer heaven the attorney thought to himself.
Eager to strike up a conversation with the woman, he asks “Business or vacation? ” With a warm smile the woman turns towards him and says, “Business. I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in L. A. ” The young attorney can’t believe his luck. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him and heading to a convention for nymphomaniacs! Woooohooooo!!
Pondering for a moment about what this beautiful woman might be doing at the convention his curiosity gets the best of him. Retaining his court like composure, the attorney asks, “What’s your role at the convention if I may so bold to ask? ” A coy question fit for the Supreme Court he thought. “Lecturer, ” she replied. “I use my experience to debunk some of the most popular myths about sexuality. ” “Really, ” he says, “what myths are those? ” “Well, ” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most endowed when, in fact, it’s Native American Indian men who are most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers in the world, when in actuality, it’s men of Jewish descent that…” Suddenly, the woman stops in mid-sentence and becomes embarrassed about her rambling and begins to blush. ” “I’m sorry, ” she says, “I shouldn’t even be discussing this with a you. You’re a total stranger. I don’t even know your name. ” Smiling, the bright attorney offers his hand for an introductory handshake and says, “Oh, by all means, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Geronimo - Geronimo Goldstein!! ”
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