"At the Gym" joke

One day I decided to go work-out at the gym. The fitness instructors are so bossy lately. They told me to go on the stair master. I asked, "Why can't I just go on one of those machines that make you lose weight?" They told me that I can gain muscles. I said I didn't wanna gain muscles. They asked me "Why not?" I told him, "BECAUSE I'M A LAZY ASS BASTARD!"

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