"Attractive Governess" joke
The attractive governess, with her small charge in tow, left the park to visit her boyfriend in his hotel room. They embraced warmly and each longed for intimacy, but there seemed to be little they could do with the child watching. Then the governess hit on an idea.
"Bobby," she said to her small charge, "go look out that window and I will give you a dime for every red hat you see."
Delighted with the new game, Bobby ran to the window and stared intently at the passersby below.
Almost a minute passed before Bobby's voice popped up with, "I see a red hat!"
"That's nice," came the governess' muffled reply.
"There's another one," said the boy a short time later.
"Keep counting," the woman managed to say.
"Oh, governess," Bobby exclaimed suddenly.
"What now?" she asked, breathing heavily.
"I just wanted to tell you that this is going to be the most expensive roll in the hay you've ever had,' cause here comes a Shriners Parade!"
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