"Back Seat Driver" joke
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer? ”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. ”
Man: “No sir, I was going 65. ”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80. ” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. ”
Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light! ”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. ” (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt. ”
Man: “Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. ”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt. ”
The man turns to his wife and yells, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH! ”
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time? ”
The wife says, “No, only when he’s drunk. ”
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