"Bad Habbit" joke
A lady walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.
"What's your top secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, have oily foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the lady said.
"How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.
“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...
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Why does a blonde only change diaper on her baby once a month?
Because it says good for up to 20 pounds
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