"Bad Hair" joke

68% of women said they would give up sex, if they could have perfect hair forever.

(Burt Convey pre'Win,Lose or Draw' days).
How bad is your hair that your sex life comes in second? Can't you have good hair and have an overly active sex life?

(Paris Hilton pre'Give up sex for a year' days.)
Many famous people have had perfectly regular lives with not so perfect hair.

(Men at Work pre'Who Can It Be Now?' days.)
and......

(Margaret Cho pre'Shitty Comedy Central Presents' days)
but does not include....

(Unknown kid with parents that take pictures when their kids are traumatized, instead of comforting them.)
I just think that you shouldn't have to give up something important to attempt to improve yourself. Be happy with who you are and the person you can become, because if we aren't, someone out there will just attempt to make money just copying a bad hairstyle in an attempt to get recognition.
... too late.