"Bad Lunch" joke

Two monsters were working on a building site.When lunch time came, one of them took out a box of sandwiches. "Rat paste and tomato," he moaned, as he bit into the first. "More rat paste and tomato," he muttered as he ate the second.
"Rat paste and tomato?" his friend asked as he picked up the third sandwich.
"Yes," sighed the monster. "I hate rat paste and tomato."
"Why don't you ask your wife to make you something different?"
The monster looked at him strangely. "I don't have a wife- we divorced after one day. She made horrible sandwiches. I make my sandwiches myself these days."

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