"Bar" joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Beer he gets a big cup of beer he says I wanted a small cup of beer the bartender says Everything in Texas is huge He then goes to another bar after he finished his beer He asks the bar tender for a cup of coffee he gets a big cup of coffee he tells the bartender I wanted a small cup of coffee the bartender told him that everything in Texas is huge the guy then asks the bartender where the bathroom is he sayed down the hall and to the left instead the guy went down the hall and to the right a life gaurd leans over and says can i help you the guy says DONT FLUSH!!!

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