"Beaten up Irish man" joke

Pat goes into the bar on a crutch, his arm in a sling and bandages all over his head.
The bartender says: "My God Pat, what the hell happened to you?"
Pat says: "I got in a brouhaha with Riley."
The bartender says: "But Riley's just a wee man and you're full grown. He must of had something in his hand."
Pat says: "That he did, a shovel."
The bartender says: "My God man, didn't you have anything in your hand?"
Pat says: "That I did. The breast of Mrs. Riley. Beautiful thing it was but not much use in a fight."

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