"Bic lighter" joke
two golfers out playing golf, dave says to chas can i get a light for my cigarette, sure says chas, in my golf bag. he looks in the golf bag and sees a 12 inch bic lighter, lights his cigarette and asks why such a big lighter, havent u seen my genie replies chas, hes in my golf bag.dave looks in his golf bag and sure enough a genie appears.i am your masters best friend, says dave, can you grant me 1 wish. sure said the genie, and what do you wish for, i wish for a million pounds, said dave . your wish is my command said the genie.next minute one million hounds come running up the golf course towards dave and chas. whats this says dave, i asked for a million pounds not a million hounds, is your genie hard of hearing or what. chas replies, do you honestly think i asked for a twelve inch bic?
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