"Biggest Son-of-Another-Bull" joke

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
The first bull says, "Boys, as we all know, I've been here for 5 years. Once the three of us settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I have no idea where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him any of mine."
The second bull says, "That's pretty much the way I see it too. I've been here for 3 years and feel I have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
The third bull says, "I've only been here for a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to 'take care of'. Although I may not be as big as you fellows yet, I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
Suddenly, an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4800 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
The first bull says, "Ummm, now that I think about it, it's actually been quite some time since I've really felt I was doing all my cows justice. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
The second bull says, "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument.
They look over at their young friend, the third bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting up a storm.
The first bull says, "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
The third bull says, "Heck, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making darn sure he knows I'M a bull!"

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