"Bill Clinton" joke

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD that Susie answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said,' I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before that Mary answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said' Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD that Nancy answered first. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?" Bill Clinton announced today that he didn't tell Monica Lewinsky to "Lie in the deposition." He told her to "Lie in the position." We think that he meant the missionary position. Why did Clinton quit playing the saxaphone? Because he has a new' whore-Monica'. Apparently nobody took Bill seriously when he said he wanted Flowers on every desk in the White House. Monica Lewinsky has been offered a job on Sesame Street. It seems she has a gift for the letter' O' She turned that down because she has already accepted a position on the president's staff. Of course that sounds like a job where it would be easy to blow it. The new favorite game for interns at the White House is: Swallow the leader. The major difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic is: We have a rough estimate of how many people went down on the Titanic.

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