"Bill and Hillary" joke
Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years.
When they first got married Bill said,
"I am putting a box under the bed.
You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary
curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid
and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans
and $1874. 25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed.
Now that she knew what was in the box,
she was doubly curious as to why. That evening they
were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary
could no longer contain her curiosity and
she confessed, saying,"I am so sorry. For all these
years I kept my promise and never looked into the
box under our bed.
However today the temptation was too much and I gave in.
But now I need to know why do you,
keep the cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said,
"I guess after all these years you deserve to know
the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an
empty beer can in the box under the bed to
remind myself not to do it again."
Hillary was shocked, but said,
"I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after
all those years away from home on the road,
temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is
not that bad considering the years.
"They hugged and made their peace.
A little while later Hillary asked Bill,
"Why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties,
I cashed them in."
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